Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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