so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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