eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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