No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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