therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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