the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
There r osticjed everywhere
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Terrible idea I love it
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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