wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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