I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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