We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Randomize
