Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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