Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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