Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My bed smells like the plague
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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