did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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