great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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