I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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