so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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