pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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