Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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