So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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