They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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