i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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