so explain again why im purple
no
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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