I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is it because I queefed?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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