if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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