i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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