she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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