awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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