remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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