she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
even my farts smell like vagina
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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