Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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