That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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