Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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