Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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