I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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