we're blogging at a bar
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
how drunk are you?
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