hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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