Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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