he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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