Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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