GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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