i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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