Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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