I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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