Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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