the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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