Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
