Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
