Already got asked if we're dating
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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