I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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