the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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