I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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