Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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