It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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