thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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