She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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