see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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