think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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