He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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