winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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