I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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