Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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