I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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