New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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