What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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